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   Old Thread  #1532 13 Apr 2013 at 6.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A man in his 50's buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work. When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says no. At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says well let's see you've got the same old useless cock hanging limp as usual.

He says look at where it's "pointing". I bought new shoes!

His wife then says "you should have bought a new hat!
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   Old Thread  #1531 13 Apr 2013 at 6.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1530 13 Apr 2013 at 6.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The wife and I were at home watching TV.
I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
“For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel!
You already know how to fish!”
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   Old Thread  #1529 13 Apr 2013 at 11.57am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Brilliant!
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   Old Thread  #1528 13 Apr 2013 at 7.29am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried wiping their arse with an iPad.
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   Old Thread  #1527 12 Apr 2013 at 9.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1526 12 Apr 2013 at 7.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Best witch joke i seen thanks to Paul.....

Maggie Thatcher has only been in hell 20 minutes and she has already shut down 3 furnaces

and 1521 also had me in stiches

Paul I am pm you my photo album
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   Old Thread  #1525 12 Apr 2013 at 7.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1524 12 Apr 2013 at 6.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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my missus told me that my obsession with only fools and horses had ruined our marriage
she said , i want you out of this house now.
i said ok , ill fetch the suitcase from the van
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   Old Thread  #1521 11 Apr 2013 at 3.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Millwall will mark the passing of Mrs Thatcher on Saturday with a minutes violence!
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   Old Thread  #1519 10 Apr 2013 at 5.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite...
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