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   Old Thread  #1526 12 Apr 2013 at 7.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Best witch joke i seen thanks to Paul.....

Maggie Thatcher has only been in hell 20 minutes and she has already shut down 3 furnaces

and 1521 also had me in stiches

Paul I am pm you my photo album
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   Old Thread  #1525 12 Apr 2013 at 7.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1524 12 Apr 2013 at 6.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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my missus told me that my obsession with only fools and horses had ruined our marriage
she said , i want you out of this house now.
i said ok , ill fetch the suitcase from the van
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   Old Thread  #1523 12 Apr 2013 at 1.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1521 11 Apr 2013 at 3.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Millwall will mark the passing of Mrs Thatcher on Saturday with a minutes violence!
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   Old Thread  #1519 10 Apr 2013 at 5.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite...
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   Old Thread  #1518 10 Apr 2013 at 3.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1517 10 Apr 2013 at 2.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1515 10 Apr 2013 at 11.35am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The Sun reports that Arshavin costs Arsenal 7,800 a minute.

Bloody London prices, I can get a whole back, sack and crack for 30 quid.
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   Old Thread  #1514 10 Apr 2013 at 10.01am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1513 10 Apr 2013 at 7.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?" "Who on earth has told you that son?" "Elton. My other dad."
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