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A man in his 50's buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work. When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says no. At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says well let's see you've got the same old useless cock hanging limp as usual.
He says look at where it's "pointing". I bought new shoes!
His wife then says "you should have bought a new hat!
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#1531 13 Apr 2013 at 6.31pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1528
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#1530 13 Apr 2013 at 6.30pm | | |
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The wife and I were at home watching TV.
I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
“For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel!
You already know how to fish!”
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#1529 13 Apr 2013 at 11.57am | | |
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In reply to Post #1528
Brilliant!
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#1528 13 Apr 2013 at 7.29am | | |
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried wiping their arse with an iPad.
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#1527 12 Apr 2013 at 9.35pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1521
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#1526 12 Apr 2013 at 7.20pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1525
Best witch joke i seen thanks to Paul.....
Maggie Thatcher has only been in hell 20 minutes and she has already shut down 3 furnaces
and 1521 also had me in stiches
Paul I am pm you my photo album 
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#1525 12 Apr 2013 at 7.16pm | | |
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#1524 12 Apr 2013 at 6.42pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1523
my missus told me that my obsession with only fools and horses had ruined our marriage
she said , i want you out of this house now.
i said ok , ill fetch the suitcase from the van
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#1523 12 Apr 2013 at 1.54pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1521
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#1522 12 Apr 2013 at 1.54pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1519
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#1521 11 Apr 2013 at 3.06pm | | |
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Millwall will mark the passing of Mrs Thatcher on Saturday with a minutes violence!  
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#1520 11 Apr 2013 at 3.05pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1519
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#1519 10 Apr 2013 at 5.52pm | | |
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Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite...
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#1518 10 Apr 2013 at 3.56pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1513
 
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