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   Old Thread  #1612 28 Apr 2013 at 11.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My boss called me in the office today, to have a word.
"Would you like to explain your self," he demanded.
I thought for a second, and then said,

"My name's Dave, I've got red hair, a bit chubby; I'm a 33 year old virgin, and I regularly w@nk over that photo of your daughter on your desk, when you are out for dinner"
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   Old Thread  #1611 28 Apr 2013 at 11.22am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1610 28 Apr 2013 at 11.22am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1609 28 Apr 2013 at 7.21am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I had Audley Harrison in front until they rang the bell for the first round.
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   Old Thread  #1608 28 Apr 2013 at 7.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1607 27 Apr 2013 at 9.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Lucky for Newcastle that Suarez wasn't playing, or it could have been ate.
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   Old Thread  #1606 27 Apr 2013 at 9.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1605 27 Apr 2013 at 7.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Liverpool appealing to the FA to see if they can get Suarez's ban extended.
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   Old Thread  #1604 27 Apr 2013 at 11.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I came home from work early and found my wife in the bedroom laying on the bed stark naked with a labrador licking chocolate spread from her pussy.

I said, "What the hell is going on?"

She said, "I was feeling horny and I couldn't wait for you to get home."

I said, "But who is that sitting in the lounge downstairs with dark glasses and a white stick?"
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   Old Thread  #1603 26 Apr 2013 at 7.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1602 26 Apr 2013 at 6.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Three women were discussing the relationship between their husbands' behaviours and the naming of their children.

The first woman said, "My husband likes plenty of alcohol, so we named our child Brandy."

The second one said, "My husband likes sweets, so we named our kid Candy."

The third woman being ashamed of her husband's behaviour rose up and shouted at her son - "DICK,LET'S GO HOME"
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   Old Thread  #1601 26 Apr 2013 at 1.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
just seen My ex girlfriend in the supermarket."Sarah Green,"I said,"How are you?" "i'm okay," she replied.
"What's that you're buying?" i asked, "pile cream??you have big fat piles?"She looked around,then looked back at me and said, "Dave,could you be any louder?" "i'm afraid not," i replied, "This is the loudest the tannoy can go".
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