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 #1690 10 May 2013 at 6.29pm | |  |   |
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Jimmy Tarbuck has told Operation Yewtree detectives that the kids clothes and junior golf clubs found in his boot belong to Ronnie Corbett.
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#1689 10 May 2013 at 10.36am | | | |
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In reply to Post #1686
 
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#1688 9 May 2013 at 8.56pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1686
Fu**in beltin!
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#1687 9 May 2013 at 8.56pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1686
Shares in Wrigleys chewing gum has dropped 17% following the news of alex ferguson retirement, redundancies expected.
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#1686 9 May 2013 at 8.49pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1685
Quasimodo is sat in his study and once again is feeling depressed about how ugly he is. Looking for some reassurance, he goes in search of Esmerelda. When he finds her he asks her once again if he really is the ugliest man alive.
Esmeralda sighs and says "Look, why don't you go upstairs and ask the magic mirror who is the ugliest man alive? The mirror will answer your question once and for all"
About five minutes later a very pleased looking Quasimodo bounced back back the stairs and gave Esmeralda a great big hug.
"Well it worked" Quasimodo beamed, "But who on earth is Iain Dowie?"
Sorry mate couldn't resist 
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#1685 9 May 2013 at 8.33pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1684
Might have a nosey mate
Well in
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#1684 9 May 2013 at 8.30pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1682
If you're awake tonight at 11pm i think he's on a programme on channel 4 called embarrassment bodies 
There's only so much Dr Christian can do 
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#1683 9 May 2013 at 8.25pm | | | |
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There's been unconfirmed reports that Wayne Rooney has handed in a written transfer request.
They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon.
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#1682 9 May 2013 at 8.15pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1681
Ian dowie... Kin ell , he only has to drive past your ground on match day and your in for a tw**ing
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#1681 9 May 2013 at 8.10pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1680
 That will sort the ******* out
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#1680 9 May 2013 at 8.00pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1679
Ask Martin how much I like the mancs
I'm on my knees beggin for failure there
And prayin for Ian dowie as next Everton gaffer
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#1679 9 May 2013 at 7.52pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1678
thought you'd like that one
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#1678 9 May 2013 at 7.48pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1672
Wish I could say the same boy this one Paul
Shame on you Paul
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#1677 9 May 2013 at 7.45pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1673
belter
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#1676 9 May 2013 at 7.34pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1666
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