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An old lady came into my Vet Surgery earlier with her Bull Mastif.
"Could you help me?" She asked, "Everytime I get down on my hands and knees to clean the floors, my Freddy mounts me and frantically humps me, which can be very painful!"
"Would you like me to castrate him?" I asked.
"No thank you," she replied, "Could you cut his toenails please?"
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#1729 16 May 2013 at 7.12pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1725
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#1728 16 May 2013 at 7.11pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1722
 
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#1727 16 May 2013 at 4.44pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1725
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#1726 16 May 2013 at 4.43pm | | | |
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What has hit more balls than David Beckham's right boot?
Katie Price's chin!
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#1725 16 May 2013 at 4.42pm | | | |
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My wife warned me not to even think about sticking my cock in her arse when taking her doggie style, but its been obsessing me for ages.
And when one of my favorite Motown classics came on the radio I took a deep breath and went for it.
I just couldn't resist the temptations.
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#1724 16 May 2013 at 3.38am | | | |
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In reply to Post #1722
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#1723 16 May 2013 at 3.37am | | | |
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In reply to Post #1720
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#1722 15 May 2013 at 9.53pm | | | |
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A man with a penis for a nose is standing in a bar, "How do I drink my pint without my nose dipping in it?" he sobbed to the barmaid.
"Come here," she said spitting on the palm of her hand, "it's not hard."
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#1721 15 May 2013 at 9.53pm | | | |
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There is a new cofee shop opening in Liverpool for the younger clientele
Tarbucks
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#1720 15 May 2013 at 6.57pm | | | |
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Liza Tarbuck must be really embarrassed.
Not because of her father's arrest.
But because shes a fat,talentless ****.
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#1719 15 May 2013 at 6.53pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1718
David Moyes has said he's going to find it really hard to leave Everton as his car is still sitting on bricks.
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#1718 15 May 2013 at 6.49pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1713
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#1717 15 May 2013 at 5.49pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1715
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#1716 15 May 2013 at 5.44pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1711
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