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 #1686 9 May 2013 at 8.49pm | |   |
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In reply to Post #1685
Quasimodo is sat in his study and once again is feeling depressed about how ugly he is. Looking for some reassurance, he goes in search of Esmerelda. When he finds her he asks her once again if he really is the ugliest man alive.
Esmeralda sighs and says "Look, why don't you go upstairs and ask the magic mirror who is the ugliest man alive? The mirror will answer your question once and for all"
About five minutes later a very pleased looking Quasimodo bounced back back the stairs and gave Esmeralda a great big hug.
"Well it worked" Quasimodo beamed, "But who on earth is Iain Dowie?"
Sorry mate couldn't resist 
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#1685 9 May 2013 at 8.33pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1684
Might have a nosey mate
Well in  
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#1684 9 May 2013 at 8.30pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1682
 If you're awake tonight at 11pm i think he's on a programme on channel 4 called embarrassment bodies 
There's only so much Dr Christian can do 
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#1683 9 May 2013 at 8.25pm | | |
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There's been unconfirmed reports that Wayne Rooney has handed in a written transfer request.
They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon.
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#1682 9 May 2013 at 8.15pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1681
Ian dowie... Kin ell , he only has to drive past your ground on match day and your in for a tw**ing
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#1681 9 May 2013 at 8.10pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1680
 That will sort the ******* out
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#1680 9 May 2013 at 8.00pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1679
Ask Martin how much I like the mancs
I'm on my knees beggin for failure there
And prayin for Ian dowie as next Everton gaffer
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#1679 9 May 2013 at 7.52pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1678
thought you'd like that one
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#1678 9 May 2013 at 7.48pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1672
Wish I could say the same boy this one Paul
Shame on you Paul
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#1677 9 May 2013 at 7.45pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1673
belter
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#1676 9 May 2013 at 7.34pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1666
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#1675 9 May 2013 at 7.32pm | | |
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I went for a job interview today.The employer said-what's your biggest fault?I said-probably my honesty.he said-well,i wouldn't really say that was a fault.I said-i couldn't give a **** what you think you fat ****!
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#1674 9 May 2013 at 7.26pm | | |
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80s sensation Morph has been arrested and charged with being a playdophile.
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#1673 9 May 2013 at 7.24pm | | |
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Despite Robin Van Persie netting 25 times for Man utd,he's still only 4th best attacker in Manchester,behind Ken Barlow,Kevin Webster,and Stuart Hall.......
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#1672 9 May 2013 at 7.20pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1671
ferguson has retired under allegations of sexual abuse,he's accused of ******* 11 Liverpool lads twice a year for the last 20 years
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