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   Old Thread  #1692 12 May 2013 at 8.23am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I just arrived home to find a Manchester City season ticket nailed to my gate.

I thought, "WOW !!! That's fantastic !!! You never know when you're gonna need a nail " !!!
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   Old Thread  #1691 10 May 2013 at 6.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The three women who have been set free in Ohio after ten years were asked by a psychologist if they had any questions to ask.All three jumped up and asked,"Have Arsenal won a trophy yet?"
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   Old Thread  #1690 10 May 2013 at 6.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Jimmy Tarbuck has told Operation Yewtree detectives that the kids clothes and junior golf clubs found in his boot belong to Ronnie Corbett.
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   Old Thread  #1689 10 May 2013 at 10.36am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1688 9 May 2013 at 8.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Fu**in beltin!
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   Old Thread  #1687 9 May 2013 at 8.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Shares in Wrigleys chewing gum has dropped 17% following the news of alex ferguson retirement, redundancies expected.
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   Old Thread  #1686 9 May 2013 at 8.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Quasimodo is sat in his study and once again is feeling depressed about how ugly he is. Looking for some reassurance, he goes in search of Esmerelda. When he finds her he asks her once again if he really is the ugliest man alive.

Esmeralda sighs and says "Look, why don't you go upstairs and ask the magic mirror who is the ugliest man alive? The mirror will answer your question once and for all"

About five minutes later a very pleased looking Quasimodo bounced back back the stairs and gave Esmeralda a great big hug.

"Well it worked" Quasimodo beamed, "But who on earth is Iain Dowie?"


Sorry mate couldn't resist
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   Old Thread  #1685 9 May 2013 at 8.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Might have a nosey mate
Well in
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   Old Thread  #1684 9 May 2013 at 8.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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If you're awake tonight at 11pm i think he's on a programme on channel 4 called embarrassment bodies


There's only so much Dr Christian can do
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   Old Thread  #1683 9 May 2013 at 8.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
There's been unconfirmed reports that Wayne Rooney has handed in a written transfer request.

They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon.
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   Old Thread  #1682 9 May 2013 at 8.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ian dowie... Kin ell , he only has to drive past your ground on match day and your in for a tw**ing
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   Old Thread  #1681 9 May 2013 at 8.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That will sort the ******* out
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   Old Thread  #1680 9 May 2013 at 8.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ask Martin how much I like the mancs

I'm on my knees beggin for failure there

And prayin for Ian dowie as next Everton gaffer

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   Old Thread  #1679 9 May 2013 at 7.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thought you'd like that one
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   Old Thread  #1678 9 May 2013 at 7.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wish I could say the same boy this one Paul

Shame on you Paul
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