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   Old Thread  #1686 9 May 2013 at 8.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Quasimodo is sat in his study and once again is feeling depressed about how ugly he is. Looking for some reassurance, he goes in search of Esmerelda. When he finds her he asks her once again if he really is the ugliest man alive.

Esmeralda sighs and says "Look, why don't you go upstairs and ask the magic mirror who is the ugliest man alive? The mirror will answer your question once and for all"

About five minutes later a very pleased looking Quasimodo bounced back back the stairs and gave Esmeralda a great big hug.

"Well it worked" Quasimodo beamed, "But who on earth is Iain Dowie?"


Sorry mate couldn't resist
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   Old Thread  #1685 9 May 2013 at 8.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Might have a nosey mate
Well in
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   Old Thread  #1684 9 May 2013 at 8.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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If you're awake tonight at 11pm i think he's on a programme on channel 4 called embarrassment bodies


There's only so much Dr Christian can do
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   Old Thread  #1683 9 May 2013 at 8.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
There's been unconfirmed reports that Wayne Rooney has handed in a written transfer request.

They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon.
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   Old Thread  #1682 9 May 2013 at 8.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ian dowie... Kin ell , he only has to drive past your ground on match day and your in for a tw**ing
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   Old Thread  #1681 9 May 2013 at 8.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That will sort the ******* out
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   Old Thread  #1680 9 May 2013 at 8.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ask Martin how much I like the mancs

I'm on my knees beggin for failure there

And prayin for Ian dowie as next Everton gaffer

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   Old Thread  #1679 9 May 2013 at 7.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thought you'd like that one
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   Old Thread  #1678 9 May 2013 at 7.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wish I could say the same boy this one Paul

Shame on you Paul
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   Old Thread  #1677 9 May 2013 at 7.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1676 9 May 2013 at 7.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1675 9 May 2013 at 7.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I went for a job interview today.The employer said-what's your biggest fault?I said-probably my honesty.he said-well,i wouldn't really say that was a fault.I said-i couldn't give a **** what you think you fat ****!
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   Old Thread  #1674 9 May 2013 at 7.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
80s sensation Morph has been arrested and charged with being a playdophile.
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   Old Thread  #1673 9 May 2013 at 7.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Despite Robin Van Persie netting 25 times for Man utd,he's still only 4th best attacker in Manchester,behind Ken Barlow,Kevin Webster,and Stuart Hall.......
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   Old Thread  #1672 9 May 2013 at 7.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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ferguson has retired under allegations of sexual abuse,he's accused of ******* 11 Liverpool lads twice a year for the last 20 years
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