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   Old Thread  #1730 17 May 2013 at 2.21pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
An old lady came into my Vet Surgery earlier with her Bull Mastif.

"Could you help me?" She asked, "Everytime I get down on my hands and knees to clean the floors, my Freddy mounts me and frantically humps me, which can be very painful!"

"Would you like me to castrate him?" I asked.

"No thank you," she replied, "Could you cut his toenails please?"
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   Old Thread  #1729 16 May 2013 at 7.12pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1728 16 May 2013 at 7.11pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1727 16 May 2013 at 4.44pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1726 16 May 2013 at 4.43pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What has hit more balls than David Beckham's right boot?

Katie Price's chin!
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   Old Thread  #1725 16 May 2013 at 4.42pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife warned me not to even think about sticking my cock in her arse when taking her doggie style, but its been obsessing me for ages.

And when one of my favorite Motown classics came on the radio I took a deep breath and went for it.

I just couldn't resist the temptations.
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   Old Thread  #1724 16 May 2013 at 3.38am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1722 15 May 2013 at 9.53pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A man with a penis for a nose is standing in a bar, "How do I drink my pint without my nose dipping in it?" he sobbed to the barmaid.

"Come here," she said spitting on the palm of her hand, "it's not hard."
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   Old Thread  #1721 15 May 2013 at 9.53pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
There is a new cofee shop opening in Liverpool for the younger clientele




Tarbucks
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   Old Thread  #1720 15 May 2013 at 6.57pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Liza Tarbuck must be really embarrassed.
Not because of her father's arrest.
But because shes a fat,talentless ****.
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   Old Thread  #1719 15 May 2013 at 6.53pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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David Moyes has said he's going to find it really hard to leave Everton as his car is still sitting on bricks.
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