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   Old Thread  #1  27 Feb 2012 at 3.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
We have removed the last Joke thread due to the content i.e. Racist and offensive jokes/comments.

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   Old Thread  #2697 12 Aug 2021 at 1.12pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall - “Dam!”
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   Old Thread  #2696 12 Aug 2021 at 1.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? - A bass drum.
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   Old Thread  #2695 8 Jul 2021 at 6.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Oxford University commissioned a study to understand why the penis has a bulbous tip. After several years research and many millions of pounds spent, they concluded it was to heighten the sexual pleasure gained by the male.

Not to feel left out, Cambridge University also commissioned a study and after several years and many millions of pounds spent, they concluded it was to heighten the pleasure gained by the female.

The Jocks felt they had to chip in their two pennyworth and commissioned Glasgow University to conduct a study. After several years and many millions of pounds spent, they concluded it was to stop the male from smashing into his forehead!
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   Old Thread  #2694 5 May 2021 at 5.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Love it, although I admit had to think about it a few moments
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   Old Thread  #2693 2 May 2021 at 7.43am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A women has been married for a few years and visits her mother. During the conversation, she mentioned that there had been some problems "in the bedroom." "I've been married to your father for 30 years and so nothing nothing you say can shock me." she said. "Well" replied the daughter, "he wants to stick it in my other other hole." "That's disgusting" boomed the mother, "I hope you refused." "Oh, of course I did" replied the daughter, "I don't want a houseful of bloody kids!"
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   Old Thread  #2692 24 Feb 2021 at 1.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Not the best of drives from Tiger Woods, straight in the rough
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   Old Thread  #2691 9 Feb 2021 at 8.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Or watch this one. An American women is terrified after the Trump election debacle and screams into her phone, priceless!

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   Old Thread  #2690 8 Feb 2021 at 4.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I've seen a few of his videos. Bloody brilliant. You should check out the one with the angry shoppers...

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   Old Thread  #2689 8 Feb 2021 at 7.25am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Watch this, the funniest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. Two religious nutcases handing down their judgement on Covid 19, while a bloke accompanies it with a heavy metal overlay.

Absolute nutters!
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   Old Thread  #2688 5 Feb 2021 at 3.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Oops, wrong thread.
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   Old Thread  #2687 26 Jan 2021 at 7.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I had a gay mate who played football in a "pink" league. He was a big Wolverhampton Wanders fan and had their initials tattooed on his buttocks. Every time he dropped the soap in the shower and went to pick it up, all his mates said "WoW!"
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   Old Thread  #2686 18 Jan 2021 at 11.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2685 17 Jan 2021 at 8.01am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2684 17 Jan 2021 at 7.39am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My mate just rang me and he has unfortunately caught Covid 19 from his cat....dont ask meow
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