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We have removed the last Joke thread due to the content i.e. Racist and offensive jokes/comments.
Please do not post any jokes or comments that are racist or that are likely to cause offense.
Anyone posting racist or highly offensive 'jokes/comments' will be banned from the forum.
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 #2692 24 Feb 2021 at 1.09pm | |   |
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Not the best of drives from Tiger Woods, straight in the rough
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#2691 9 Feb 2021 at 8.20am | | |
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In reply to Post #2690
Or watch this one. An American women is terrified after the Trump election debacle and screams into her phone, priceless!
Heavy Metal Karen
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#2690 8 Feb 2021 at 4.32pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2689
I've seen a few of his videos. Bloody brilliant. You should check out the one with the angry shoppers...
 
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#2689 8 Feb 2021 at 7.25am | | |
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Watch this, the funniest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. Two religious nutcases handing down their judgement on Covid 19, while a bloke accompanies it with a heavy metal overlay.
Absolute nutters!
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#2688 5 Feb 2021 at 3.10pm | | |
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#2687 26 Jan 2021 at 7.06pm | | |
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I had a gay mate who played football in a "pink" league. He was a big Wolverhampton Wanders fan and had their initials tattooed on his buttocks. Every time he dropped the soap in the shower and went to pick it up, all his mates said "WoW!"
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#2686 18 Jan 2021 at 11.45pm | | |
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in reply to # 2682
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#2685 17 Jan 2021 at 8.01am | | |
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In reply to Post #2683
Crackers
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#2684 17 Jan 2021 at 7.39am | | |
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My mate just rang me and he has unfortunately caught Covid 19 from his cat....dont ask meow
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#2683 16 Jan 2021 at 4.54pm | | |
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A vicar happened to chance upon a young girl walking her dog. "Hello little girl, what's your name?" he enquired. "Rosemary", she replied. "My mummy was going to call me Mary but whilst lying in the garden, a rose petal fell on her tummy with me inside and so she called me Rosemary". "Oh, that's lovely" said the vicar. "And what's your doggies name?" "Porky", she replied. "It's that because he's a little bit fat?" asked the vicar. "No", she replied, "it's because he f*cks pigs!"
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#2682 14 Jan 2021 at 6.33pm | | |
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A man with no legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
Three women, from England , Wales and Scotland were walking past
and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said “Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said “No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, “No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said,
“'Ave ya ever been f*cked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, “No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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#2681 25 Dec 2020 at 9.53am | | |
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Watched a Bollywood porn movie last night, Come Dan Singh.
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#2680 22 Dec 2020 at 12.13pm | | |
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An Indian man has being arrested for assaulting his wife.
Chindda Gudandproppa denies all charges.
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#2679 6 Dec 2020 at 10.29am | | |
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Few days ago I was diagnosed as being colour blind. Didn’t see that coming, came right out of the purple.
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