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We have removed the last Joke thread due to the content i.e. Racist and offensive jokes/comments.
Please do not post any jokes or comments that are racist or that are likely to cause offense.
Anyone posting racist or highly offensive 'jokes/comments' will be banned from the forum.
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 #2686 18 Jan 2021 at 11.45pm | |   |
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in reply to # 2682
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#2685 17 Jan 2021 at 8.01am | | |
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In reply to Post #2683
Crackers 
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#2684 17 Jan 2021 at 7.39am | | |
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My mate just rang me and he has unfortunately caught Covid 19 from his cat....dont ask meow
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#2683 16 Jan 2021 at 4.54pm | | |
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A vicar happened to chance upon a young girl walking her dog. "Hello little girl, what's your name?" he enquired. "Rosemary", she replied. "My mummy was going to call me Mary but whilst lying in the garden, a rose petal fell on her tummy with me inside and so she called me Rosemary". "Oh, that's lovely" said the vicar. "And what's your doggies name?" "Porky", she replied. "It's that because he's a little bit fat?" asked the vicar. "No", she replied, "it's because he f*cks pigs!"
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#2682 14 Jan 2021 at 6.33pm | | |
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A man with no legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
Three women, from England , Wales and Scotland were walking past
and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said “Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said “No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, “No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said,
“'Ave ya ever been f*cked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, “No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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#2681 25 Dec 2020 at 9.53am | | |
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Watched a Bollywood porn movie last night, Come Dan Singh.
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#2680 22 Dec 2020 at 12.13pm | | |
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An Indian man has being arrested for assaulting his wife.
Chindda Gudandproppa denies all charges.
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#2679 6 Dec 2020 at 10.29am | | |
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Few days ago I was diagnosed as being colour blind. Didn’t see that coming, came right out of the purple.
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#2678 14 Nov 2020 at 10.22am | | |
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A homo sexual visited the Doctors and said, "I've been a bit promiscuous recently and I've got a sore bum, can you give me anything for it?" The Doctor wrote out a note and handed it to him. As he was walking out the door, the bloke said, "'Ere what's this? Ten pints of lager, vindaloo curry washed down with liver salts. Will that cure it?" "Probably not" replied the Doctor, "but at least it should remind you what your arse should be used for!"
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#2677 11 Nov 2020 at 8.22am | | |
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I was sat in with the careers teacher at school with my parents. "Your son shows no aptitude for his lessons, is constantly late, rude to his teachers and shows no empathy for his fellow pupils" was his assessment of my performance. "As far as jobs go, his career path will be severely limited". "Perhaps he could be a lavatory cleaner?" chipped in my Dad. "Or he could always works on the bins" my Mum said hopefully. "No, I don't think he would suitable" was my teachers honest but brutal reply. "There must be something he could do?" pleaded my father. The teacher sighed and said, "I'm afraid the only option for him is to be a controller at First Bus".
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#2676 10 Nov 2020 at 8.55pm | | |
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Wife “will you stop playing with yourself”
Husband “ but the. Doctor said i can touch myself whenever i want”
Wife “NO he never, he said “you may have a stroke at anytime”
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#2675 9 Nov 2020 at 9.35pm | | |
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10 years ago today my mate came running in the bar tears streaming down his face shouting" Its a boy " "Its a boy "
We have never been to thailand since .😀
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#2674 6 Nov 2020 at 10.42pm | | |
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I got a job at the local pasta factory but only lasted a few days due to me making a fusilli mistakes.
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#2673 6 Nov 2020 at 10.40pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2672
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