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We have removed the last Joke thread due to the content i.e. Racist and offensive jokes/comments.
Please do not post any jokes or comments that are racist or that are likely to cause offense.
Anyone posting racist or highly offensive 'jokes/comments' will be banned from the forum.
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 #2697 12 Aug 2021 at 1.12pm | |   |
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In reply to Post #2683
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall - “Dam!”
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#2696 12 Aug 2021 at 1.11pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2
What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? - A bass drum.
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#2695 8 Jul 2021 at 6.09pm | | |
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Oxford University commissioned a study to understand why the penis has a bulbous tip. After several years research and many millions of pounds spent, they concluded it was to heighten the sexual pleasure gained by the male.
Not to feel left out, Cambridge University also commissioned a study and after several years and many millions of pounds spent, they concluded it was to heighten the pleasure gained by the female.
The Jocks felt they had to chip in their two pennyworth and commissioned Glasgow University to conduct a study. After several years and many millions of pounds spent, they concluded it was to stop the male from smashing into his forehead!
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#2694 5 May 2021 at 5.55pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2693
Love it, although I admit had to think about it a few moments
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#2693 2 May 2021 at 7.43am | | |
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A women has been married for a few years and visits her mother. During the conversation, she mentioned that there had been some problems "in the bedroom." "I've been married to your father for 30 years and so nothing nothing you say can shock me." she said. "Well" replied the daughter, "he wants to stick it in my other other hole." "That's disgusting" boomed the mother, "I hope you refused." "Oh, of course I did" replied the daughter, "I don't want a houseful of bloody kids!"
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#2692 24 Feb 2021 at 1.09pm | | |
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Not the best of drives from Tiger Woods, straight in the rough
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#2691 9 Feb 2021 at 8.20am | | |
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In reply to Post #2690
Or watch this one. An American women is terrified after the Trump election debacle and screams into her phone, priceless!
Heavy Metal Karen
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#2690 8 Feb 2021 at 4.32pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2689
I've seen a few of his videos. Bloody brilliant. You should check out the one with the angry shoppers...
 
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#2689 8 Feb 2021 at 7.25am | | |
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Watch this, the funniest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. Two religious nutcases handing down their judgement on Covid 19, while a bloke accompanies it with a heavy metal overlay.
Absolute nutters!
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#2688 5 Feb 2021 at 3.10pm | | |
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#2687 26 Jan 2021 at 7.06pm | | |
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I had a gay mate who played football in a "pink" league. He was a big Wolverhampton Wanders fan and had their initials tattooed on his buttocks. Every time he dropped the soap in the shower and went to pick it up, all his mates said "WoW!"
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#2686 18 Jan 2021 at 11.45pm | | |
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in reply to # 2682
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#2685 17 Jan 2021 at 8.01am | | |
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In reply to Post #2683
Crackers
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#2684 17 Jan 2021 at 7.39am | | |
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My mate just rang me and he has unfortunately caught Covid 19 from his cat....dont ask meow
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