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   Old Thread  #1  27 Feb 2012 at 3.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2658 5 Apr 2020 at 0.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2657 22 Mar 2020 at 7.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Deliveroo are changing their name
To Deliver flu...
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   Old Thread  #2656 24 Feb 2020 at 1.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you call a constipated detective?

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No sh*t sherlock

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   Old Thread  #2655 29 Jan 2020 at 11.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2654 18 Jan 2020 at 9.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Took the wife out for a romantic dinner tonight. We played footsie under the table. I had lasagna, she got toad in the hole
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   Old Thread  #2653 4 Dec 2019 at 11.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
me and the wife sat down for dinner, she nearly choked to death when I told her I put ginger in the curry, Christ.....she loves that cat.
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   Old Thread  #2652 2 Dec 2019 at 11.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2651 2 Dec 2019 at 2.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Paddy goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains, doc checks him out and says well I can't find anything wrong, must be the drink, Paddy says ok doc I'll come back when your sober.
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   Old Thread  #2650 1 Dec 2019 at 10.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Gutted as my beloved pet mouse named Elvis died recently due to getting caught in a trap.
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   Old Thread  #2649 20 Oct 2019 at 1.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Paddy says to Mick I've just found a pen, is it yours? Mick replies give it here, then writes on a scrap of paper, yes says Mick, it is mine, Paddy says how can you be so sure, Mick says its MY hand writing.
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   Old Thread  #2648 15 Oct 2019 at 11.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2647 15 Oct 2019 at 10.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
To the person who stole my glasses....

I will find you....




I have contacts
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   Old Thread  #2646 6 Oct 2019 at 12.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Brilliant
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   Old Thread  #2645 6 Oct 2019 at 12.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A guy was going into the mental home, he stopped and asked the doctor "how do you judge wether a patient is sane or not" the doc replied "we fill a bath with water and put a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket next to it and ask the patient to empty the bath", ah, I get it, the normal person will choose the bucket, the doc said "no, the normal person will pull the plug, would you like a bed near the window.
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