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   Old Thread  #1  27 Feb 2012 at 3.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
We have removed the last Joke thread due to the content i.e. Racist and offensive jokes/comments.

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   Old Thread  #2667 6 Oct 2020 at 10.53am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you say to a Country and Western singer?

"Sorry to hear your girlfriend left you, your truck broke down and your dog died!"
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   Old Thread  #2666 26 Sept 2020 at 5.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The barmen says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travelers in here".






A time traveler walks into a pub........
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   Old Thread  #2665 25 Sept 2020 at 9.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I bought a dozen bees from a bee keeper,when I checked i realised he had made a mistake and gave me 13,nice chap said keep it its a free bee.
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   Old Thread  #2664 22 Sept 2020 at 11.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2663 22 Sept 2020 at 8.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area the other day.

He had a Wigan address.
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   Old Thread  #2662 27 Aug 2020 at 4.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
https://youtu.be/QMKWmmU63aU

Watch from just before 2 mins
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   Old Thread  #2661 22 Aug 2020 at 2.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That was brilliant 🤣
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   Old Thread  #2660 14 Aug 2020 at 11.32am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Not a joke as such but very funny
LINK
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   Old Thread  #2659 29 Jul 2020 at 9.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce and a tomato?.

Chicken Caesar salad.

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   Old Thread  #2658 5 Apr 2020 at 0.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2657 22 Mar 2020 at 7.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Deliveroo are changing their name
To Deliver flu...
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   Old Thread  #2656 24 Feb 2020 at 1.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you call a constipated detective?

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No sh*t sherlock

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   Old Thread  #2655 29 Jan 2020 at 11.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2654 18 Jan 2020 at 9.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Took the wife out for a romantic dinner tonight. We played footsie under the table. I had lasagna, she got toad in the hole
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