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We have removed the last Joke thread due to the content i.e. Racist and offensive jokes/comments.
Please do not post any jokes or comments that are racist or that are likely to cause offense.
Anyone posting racist or highly offensive 'jokes/comments' will be banned from the forum.
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 #2730 20 May 2022 at 8.01am | |  |   |
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Two Jewish friends, Cohen and Zachary were chatting and suddenly Cohen blurted out, " I've got something important to tell you, I've just won the lottery and scooped 10 million pounds." "That's wonderful news", said Zach but being a more practical man said, "Yes but what about the begging letters?" Cohen though about it for a moment and replied "Oh yes, I'll still keep on sending those!"
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#2729 19 May 2022 at 4.05pm | |  1 | |
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I went to a seminar recently, and the speaker asked me to name something I was not very good with starting with the letter N.
Spelling I replied
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#2728 18 May 2022 at 9.14pm | | 1 | |
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In reply to Post #2727
better safe than sorry, don't want to get "Banged" up, if you know what I mean. 
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#2727 18 May 2022 at 9.12pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #2726
I saw the funny side, I guess others wouldn’t
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#2726 18 May 2022 at 9.06pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #2724
not in good taste.
I will remove.
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#2725 18 May 2022 at 8.46pm | | 1 | |
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In reply to Post #2723
Crackers Jim, nice to see somebody with a sense of humour, jokes seem to be a thing of the past sadly 
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#2724 18 May 2022 at 8.45pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #2722
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#2723 18 May 2022 at 8.00pm | | | |
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2 guys in court for dealing drugs for the 1st time, judge says
I'll give you a chance to prove you will not do it again, go out
this weekend and see how many people you can get to stop
taking drugs and I will see you both back here on Monday,
back in court the judge asks the 1st guy what kind of weekend
did you have, he said pretty good I got 17 to stop
taking drugs, judge says thats good how did you do that,
I drew 2 cycles 1 small and 1 big, I told them that when you start
taking drugs your brain is the big one and after tacking drugs your
brain is the small one, well done says the judge, then asks the 2nd guy
how about you, he said I got 138 to stop, judge says wow what did
you do, I did the same with 2 cycles and told them the small one
is your ass when you go to prison and.....
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#2722 21 Apr 2022 at 10.13am | | | |
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#2721 16 Apr 2022 at 1.41pm | | | |
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A boy asks his dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
dad says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pound. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pound. Then come back and tell me what you’ve learned.”
The boy asks his mother. “Mum, if someone gave you a million pound, would you sleep with Robert Redford?”
“Don’t tell your father, but, yes, I would.”
He then asks his sister, if someone gave you a million pound, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?”
She replies, Definitely!
The boy goes back to his father. “Dad, I think I’ve worked it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million pound, but in reality, we are living with two sluts.
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#2720 15 Apr 2022 at 9.53pm | | | |
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Was in B&Q earlier on today, and some c*nt in an orange apron asked if i wanted decking…..luckily enough i got the first few punches in
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#2719 15 Apr 2022 at 9.51pm | | | |
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I was walking the dog today, around a nice country village, and noticed a beautiful cottage with a for sale sign in the garden…… as I was admiring the cottage the current owner came out, and i asked if i could look round……
He replied you look round enough to me you fat tw@t
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#2718 15 Apr 2022 at 5.39pm | | 1 | |
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I kid asks his mum and dad why they decided to name his sister Teresa. "We'll", replied his dad, "both me and your mother both really love easter and teresa is an anagram of easter". "Anyway, whats with all the questions Alan?"
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#2717 22 Mar 2022 at 7.21am | | 1 | |
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In reply to Post #2716
Crackers
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