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We have removed the last Joke thread due to the content i.e. Racist and offensive jokes/comments.
Please do not post any jokes or comments that are racist or that are likely to cause offense.
Anyone posting racist or highly offensive 'jokes/comments' will be banned from the forum.
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 #2667 6 Oct 2020 at 10.53am | |   |
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What do you say to a Country and Western singer?
"Sorry to hear your girlfriend left you, your truck broke down and your dog died!"
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#2666 26 Sept 2020 at 5.06pm | | |
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The barmen says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travelers in here".
A time traveler walks into a pub........
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#2665 25 Sept 2020 at 9.54pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2664
I bought a dozen bees from a bee keeper,when I checked i realised he had made a mistake and gave me 13,nice chap said keep it its a free bee.
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#2664 22 Sept 2020 at 11.15pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2663
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#2663 22 Sept 2020 at 8.19pm | | |
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Met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area the other day.
He had a Wigan address.
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#2662 27 Aug 2020 at 4.49pm | | |
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https://youtu.be/QMKWmmU63aU
Watch from just before 2 mins
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#2661 22 Aug 2020 at 2.50pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2660
That was brilliant 🤣
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#2660 14 Aug 2020 at 11.32am | | |
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Not a joke as such but very funny
LINK
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#2659 29 Jul 2020 at 9.51pm | | |
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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce and a tomato?.
Chicken Caesar salad.
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#2658 5 Apr 2020 at 0.20am | | |
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In reply to Post #2657
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#2657 22 Mar 2020 at 7.06pm | | |
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Deliveroo are changing their name
To Deliver flu...
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#2656 24 Feb 2020 at 1.07am | | |
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What do you call a constipated detective?
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No sh*t sherlock
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#2655 29 Jan 2020 at 11.05pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2644
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#2654 18 Jan 2020 at 9.22pm | | |
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Took the wife out for a romantic dinner tonight. We played footsie under the table. I had lasagna, she got toad in the hole 
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