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In reply to Post #1860
Stonking, made me chuckle
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In reply to Post #1859
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In reply to Post #1859
A farmer gets a phone call from his son.I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive....shoot it says the farmer,and then bury it.....about 20 mins later he gets another call....done that,what should i do with the speed camera and motorbike?
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In reply to Post #1858
I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle,all i have to do is stand around and ting.
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In reply to Post #1857
I gazed into her eyes
my heart was pounding
lips trembling,unable to speak
sweat forming on my brow
she opened her petite little mouth and uttered three words i'll never forget.
"thats him officer."
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In reply to Post #1856
years ago it was suggested "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."But since all the doctors are now muslim,i've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
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In reply to Post #1855
Gangbang style 
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From http://www.theembarrassingphotos.com/
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I don't see why Kanya West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North.
If I was him I'd have chosen a normal name like Fred.
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In reply to Post #1851
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Sky News: "A million brazilian protesters take to the streets !"...
Wow...Thats even more than a trillion grazilian, I think.
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In reply to Post #1840
"Mashed potato everywhere"
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In reply to Post #1848
 
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Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the video - its fu**ing hilarious!
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