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In reply to Post #2663
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Met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area the other day.
He had a Wigan address.
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https://youtu.be/QMKWmmU63aU
Watch from just before 2 mins
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In reply to Post #2660
That was brilliant 🤣
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Not a joke as such but very funny
LINK
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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce and a tomato?.
Chicken Caesar salad.
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In reply to Post #2657
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Deliveroo are changing their name
To Deliver flu...
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What do you call a constipated detective?
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No sh*t sherlock
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In reply to Post #2644
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Took the wife out for a romantic dinner tonight. We played footsie under the table. I had lasagna, she got toad in the hole 
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me and the wife sat down for dinner, she nearly choked to death when I told her I put ginger in the curry, Christ.....she loves that cat.
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In reply to Post #2651
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Paddy goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains, doc checks him out and says well I can't find anything wrong, must be the drink, Paddy says ok doc I'll come back when your sober.
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In reply to Post #2649
Gutted as my beloved pet mouse named Elvis died recently due to getting caught in a trap.
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